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TSA Has New Regulations

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TSA has continued to beef up security at the airports all across the country. This is a good sign as the US focuses on national security every way you can imagine. TSA is now requiring all men and women when they walk through security to have their jeans and underpants off for the pat down. This new regulation will make things certain the folks flying are getting on the plane with no concerns. We spoke with one passenger flying to Des Moines and here is what he had to say, “I have never felt something like this in my life….then again, I am 50 and remain an untouched virgin…..not going to lie, I wish the pat down went longer and a bit slower….however, I do feel safer than I have in the past…..I can’t wait to fly again and go through the same process…..if I can afford it, I am flying daily and I hear more men are flying more now than ever….I mean, how can you not!”

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