Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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General Tso’s daughter was a pacifist and wanted to help others. She did this by inventing and weaving gurneys. And people came to love her.

And the people called her, Tso Gurney Weaver.

General Tso had a cousin who was a powerful politician.  The cousin wanted his son to marry General Tso’s daughter.  It made sense politically to make both of them stronger so they agreed.  Everyone expected a very grand event of epic proportions, but… it turned out to be just another Tso-Tso wedding.

The General had a son he wasn’t proud of.  The son hated the thought of following in his father’s footsteps, and was actually a coward.  He would forever be remembered as General Tso’s Chicken.

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