Twitter Brings Happiness to Current Staff

By Bill Lumbergh

Elon Musk has most recently brought in a new regime to rebuild the social feed Twitter. Many people have found is ideologies to be a bit off and some find him offensive. There has been quite a few employees who have left the company given new policies they don’t abide by. However, we at MediaPubLive were able to isolate Twitter employees that are in fact, very happy and really enjoying the new work environment.

We were able to capture some of the comments we overheard while eating lunch at the corporate HQ. Below is what we overheard and surprisingly it sounds not all that bad:

• “Elon is great, he knows my wife hates me (because he is dating her) and my wife is ugly to begin with. By being able to work for that asshole I am in a better place. Sure, he can be a real dick, but nothing like that bitch I married…I had no idea they had 4 kids while we were married!”
• “He said we needed to work 24/7 and I thought it was going to be 28/9…..I now have less work and more family time….he is amazing”
• “He is making all the men at the office treat women with respect and treat each other horribly…..as a feminist, I find this to be perfect….frigginnnn utopia”
• “I loved working remote and really the idea of Zoom meetings from home….at Twitter all meetings (even when people sit directly next to you) are on Zoom….it’s like working remote accept you have that asshat asking for ideas for his next kids name…..7zweebdee….yeah, he is a complete nutsack…..but I love him”
• “He allows pets which has been great for my family….on one occasion at the office I left one of my piranhas at the cafeteria in a cup of water as I was cleaning my fish tank…..Elon happen to drink it..honestly, it didn’t bother me…..after that I went to the bathroom and finished the new book I am writing….”Dahmer and Puppy Love, Real Puppies” “

As Twitter evolves and more positive occurrences continue to happen, it just might make “Best Places to Work!” Elon had one final comment as we were leaving the building “I have fired a lot of people…..but none of my good friends…I am a  good person.”