Uber Adds New Features to App

Uber has paved the way for another way to get people places and save money. Today they have installed a few new features on the app to make the passenger experience even better. Below is a list of these new great features:

• Silence the driver button or annoying as shit passenger
• Button that makes the seat warmers in front way to hot
• New feature to electrocute road rage prick next to you
• Button that automatically takes male and female tops off at the press of a button (your choice)

Major investments continue to go into the app as they build it out far more extensively.