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Not really satire.

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Uber Adventures Launches

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Uber has truly taken over the way we get places. It is cheap…quick and gets you to your destination quickly. Like many businesses, Uber is always looking at investing in other revenue streams. “Uber Adventures” launches in October. The idea is Uber drops you off in the worst neighborhood in Chicago (no matter where you are coming from). From that point, you have 24 hours to make it home with out getting your ass kicked. If you are able to make it home safely, you receive the traditional Uber service for free for life. We spoke with an Uber spokesperson and here is what they had to say, “We also throw in a nutjob driver that looks exactly like Charles Manson……trust me, this dude is crazy and ironically named his dog Sharon Tate…..anyways, this new venture is driving significant ad revenue and so far, we have never had to give away the Uber service for free…..no vitalities…..but none of the contestants want to use Uber even if we give it away free…..Chicago has been great to us!”

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