Vegas Bill

Las Vegas is the wedding capital of the world and they are working on new legislation to keep it that way. A new bill has been introduced into the Nevada legislature to make Vegas wedding expire every five years. State representative William Ingleman discussed his new bill, “First off, let’s be real, most Vegas marriages are not the most well thought out plans. We are giving newlyweds a chance to get out if needed. After five years they can say, fuck it, I am out and not renew. Some may even wish it was a two year renewal  but they will just have to wait. This will also provide the state with additional revenue as many people will have to come back renew their vows.”

This law is being bashed in the media by groups backed by divorce attorneys. The divorce attorneys are saying that this bill will take away a lot of well earned money by attorneys in the court system. Robert Leach, head of the Divorce Is Civil Kind-hearted Stuff or DICKS for short said “This bill will take away the livelihoods of many attorneys across America. We do a great job of making sure unhappy married people get out of their shitty marriage with what is owed to them and we then get a great hourly rate which is why it takes a year or two to figure the shit out. Throw in a pet and our attorneys are going to make a killing.  You aren’t going to print that are you? This is off the record right?”

Time will tell if this law passes and as the saying goes what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except the gonorrhea and now weddings may not stay in Vegas as well.