Vegas Trip

Cliff Olsen was visiting Vegas to check out the newest electronics showcase but the only thing electric he got was the shock to his system. Cliff accidentally made a wrong turn and found himself at the Porn Star Olympics. It was a turn that would make him forever famous among the Adult Video superstars. Cliff explained his Vegas adventure, “I accidentally walked into the Olympics of the porn industry. Somehow they mistaken me for some guy named Richard Longfellow and they entered me into the longest boner competition. Little did the event administrators realize I took a weekend version of the Viagra pill the night before. I am in Vegas for G-d’s sake, of course I took a boner pill, what would you expect me to do? Six hours late I am receiving the Golden Boner Award beating the American world record by 38 minutes and only 1 hour shy of the world record.  It was quite the honor I must say, but the coolest thing was watching the ladies ping pong ball distance contest. I must say those ladies must have very strong vaginas, and then there was the accuracy competition, wow that was awesome. This is only going to be published in Vegas, right? I mean what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. As far as my wife knows I saw some really cool new electronic stuff.”

Cliff Olsen’s Golden Boner Award has since been revoked after he was found to have been dropping by using the boner pill. He is also currently seeking a good device attorney in the Northbrook Illinois area, if anyone knows of a good one.