Viagra Has Other Uses

Sure, the tiny blue pills are often used for erectile dysfunction, however Viagra is also being used on animals. This brings beastiality to another level. The drug company has been testing the drug on small dogs in Spain. The research is showing that many of these dogs are not just erect for hours, but also willing to be sexual with anything in their path beyond just dogs (this includes fish and people). There have already been two incidents in Madrid of women getting pregnant from a dog. The Madrid police department has also found this to be a great measure of security for this beautiful city. We spoke with Officer Penisana and here is what he had to say, “What human wants to get ffffd by a dog……ok, probably Dahmer is into that shit……so we have implemented a program where all the police dogs are given sufficient dosages of Viagra…the result is the dogs want to do what you would expect all the time….no human wants to get near them….the result has been far less theft and no murders over the last 3 months…….we have seen a ton of babies being born that oddly look like dogs and sniff other kids butts and mostly their crotches……the drug company has stated that there is no link to this behavior……..just glad things are safer and dogs seem more friendly……maybe too friendly!”