Vulvic Pie
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Dave knew he was not alone at Thanksgiving this year. His apple pie tasted funny, however he kept shoveling that hot pie in with his dollop of vanilla ice cream. This year, the taste and smell of the pie was different. As he was eating it his great grandma said, “How does my Vulvic pie taste?”
Dave was no idiot and knew this was the taste and smell of the female vulva. Yes, he had been eating the entire pie which had pureed vulva odor in it from his grandma’s underwear. She eventually said she mixes in pieces of her G-string undies in every pie. At this point Dave asked his grandma, “You have a G-string?” He later learned that at the ripe age of 96 she was as stripper at Harvey Hood down the street. Dave had been there many times and was always throwing dollar bills at some old lady he found attractive.
The next year during Thanksgiving dinner, his grandma kept winking at him. Dave brought his own pie that year.
I puked a little in my mouth after reading this article.