Walmart Banned Greeters

For years Walmart has had greeters up front to make the shopping experience more entertaining and inviting. We spoke with some folks in operations and here is what they had to say, “Now we only hired old French dudes who speak no English and shave their legs….the shoppers love watching and videoing the experience of an old French guy going nuts because nobody can understand what he might be saying…we then take the video footage to feed the social channels and show how show how in America we embrace culture…..sometimes in the dressing rooms we make these old French dudes do the Rumba shirtless….really pisses them off and it creates a real attraction in the store…..the good news is they get paid double for doing this crazy shit……at least they are working where most Americans are busy playing video games with out internet access all day eating stale oreos….Praise to the French!”