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Walt Disney Woke Up

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For many years Walt Disney remains in a Cryonic state. Today, if someone wants to go through cryopreservation it can cost upwards of over $80,000.

Well, at MPL we found out that Walt Disney is out of his frozen state and he had this to say as his first press conference, “For 5 bucks I was able to be frozen and brought back to life…..bastards now charge 80K…..I have to be honest…it sucked all these years…..cold as shit..and no chance of moving…..yeah…since 1966 if I haven’t done shit…actually come to think of it, I haven’t shit let alone done any shit in 56 years and I still have full kidney function…no way….this frozen crap really worked…I was lucky…no shrinkage!”

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