We Salute Rob Lowe!

By Bill Lumbergh

Rob Lowe has done wonders to the big screen with his near perfect ageless face. However, with that said, we compiled things that we believe are ok to say to him. Below is a list that was put together by people who know him in Hollywood.

1. I would never cheat on my husband in a million years. Unless it was with you.
2. Did you eat Chad? Have not seen him for a few decades
3. What is it like to never have a pimple or experience hair loss? Oh, not on your face or head…but rather your genitals
4. The movie “Class” was based on a true story….right?
5. It is ok that you stopped shaving your legs……and I won’t tell anyone it all started with your ass
6. It wouldn’t be the worst thing for you to have a scar on your face
7. We all know you had a cyst on the back of your head and your wife strongly recommended that they keep the cyst and remove your head
8. All men…gay…straight….bysexual…they all want you
9. There is no chance your farts smell like ass. Cologne at best…and doubtful you have ever farted to begin with
10. Truth, you are beloved…adored and people are cool with you in Hollywood…accept for fat ugly actors

Rob Lowe has never become time sensitive in Hollywood and continues to thrive. We salute that handsome lad! He takes straight guys even think…”maybe”?