Weed is No Longer Legal in California

California has decided to take weed off the market in California. State legislatures decided to make a drastic move. However, they are legalizing shrooms. After a Friday evening of meetings (and shrooming) at the state government building…..each of the legislatures vote and unanimously decided to legalize weed on Mars. Here is what Bill Psyche had to say, “Listen, you can only live on Mars for about 2 minutes and then your head explodes (happen to my dad in front of my very own eyes….it was awesome)….it would make complete sense you should be totally and completely stoned…..plus, there are no federal or state laws….sorry folks, this is a perfectly rational decision…..now, shroom legalization in California is legal….wait a second….its not…well, it is now….wait, do I work here…why is the damn building purple and a panda slept in my bed last night?”