Where is Waldo?

30 years have passed, and the mystery has been solved. No one could ever find this person and finally after all these years, the man who blends in so well with everyone and everything has been found. Waldo has been found! And the story behind it is unreal. It turns out Waldo is fugitive Marcus Bones, a pedophile from the North Pole. He secretly hid from authorities when accusations that he fondled kids and sexually harassed Santa’s elves. Timmy Short stacks explained what happened to him and his fellow elves while trying to make toys for kids around the world, “We would be making these toys and Marcus would start by saying weird stuff about a ton of things. It was like 30 years ago so it is hard to remember the crazy disturbing things he would say to us. I think I was putting together a sit and spin and he said something about having me sit and take a spin on him, so creepy. Whenever you see kids visit the North Pole they would be crying on Santa’s lap. It wasn’t because they were afraid of Santa it was because they saw Marcus, who just fondled them 25 minutes earlier. Kids who were scared for their lives by this guy, would tell their stories of how he would threaten them if they ever told him. Remember, these kids were like 6 years old.  I always imagined him wearing stripes, not in his red and blue stripes but behind bars. Now that they have found him, I hope he rots in jail and forever finds himself on the naughty list.