Whispering Mandated by the Federal Government

The president and the cabinet have finally mandated the entire population to always whisper in all public establishments…….everywhere outside…..and really anywhere. However, there is a an exception to the law in which an amendment was added that states the only place you can scream or talk at normal levels is in libraries and banks and monasteries all over the US.

Monks have always spent their entire lives worshiping g-d and now their methods of practice have changed. We met up with a monk and he had this to say…or we should say scream, “Holy shit I have been waiting for this day…..this no talking rule was absolutely horse shit…..however, I won crap loads of money for not speaking for 25 years…I bet my rich ass brother that I wouldn’t speak all 25 years and won….now that prick is broke….at least he no longer speaks to me….pretty monkish now that I think about it….right on!”