Who’s Surprise Party?

90 Yr old Stuart Gandleman plans own surprise party. Stuart has always been known for throwing parties according to friend Sally Cauldron. Stuart was diagnosed with senility just a year earlier due to just getting old.

Stuart decided to take advantage of the situation and plan his 90^th birthday surprise party. More like a surprise disaster as Stuart almost missed his own party. His friend Albert Festil almost forgot to bring him to the event as he promised a year in advance.

Turns out Albert also is senial and forgot who Stuart was prior to the event. If it wasn’t for his IPhone reminder that he set up in advance, the party would never had it’s main guest. Stuart had no idea who Albert was and why he was taking him to a party and Albert had no idea who Stuart was but had been told by his phone to take him to this party.

Harriet , Stuart’s wife was appalled to find out about Rose Mary (Stuart’s Side piece). The surprise party certainly was a surprise to all who attended. Harriet, immediately contacted a divorce attorney to determine her options.

We have reached out to Harriet’s attorney for an update on the divorce.  It appears Harriet also suffers from senility and will not take the attorney’s calls as she insists she is not even married and has no recollection of Stuart or the party. She had this to say, “ Who the f%^$#^#  is Stuart, and what does any of this have to do with urology…..and stop calling me Harriet…..my name is Mike…and  I do pee standing up….I gotta go….have a urology appointment right now!”