Why White Milk?

Daniel Thomas of Middletown, OH has spent the better part of his life as a professor of American History. He knows more about the Civil War than anyone in the US. However, he has also taken the time to really learn about famous people all over the US who have helped make this country what it is today. He is inclusive….very smart and respects history.

Today, he is suing all milk producers for only making white milk for kids to get healthy. He doesn’t understand why chocolate milk is not the primary milk being produced. Here is what he had to say, “Yes, I am white, but milk producers must be racist….why do we see mostly white milk in the stores and not chocolate milk….this pisses me off….I am boycotting white milk….it is simply not being inclusive to make at least 50% of the milk on the shelves chocolate…anyways, on my way to the country club…I am white, but I hate white people…snobby asswhipes….but they have awesome chocolate milk there!”