Wilt The Stilt
Share
Wilt The Stilt was clearly a legend of the game….and if you ask him, a legend with the ladies. Clearly had many sexual escapades with stats that even an infectious disease specialist would be grossed out by. Even his good friends back in the day said that he was intimate with 23 women on a one ten-day road trip during his playing days.
Well, we found a journal of his at Bill’s Club in Vegas and it was Wilt’s and actually stated a confession. It said…..in his writing in his own words, “I am a virgin, the closest I have ever gotten to sex was once with the carpet in my parents bedroom……so soft….felt so good…..and I was in a safe place…..never did it again after that…..and I never had sex in my life….in fact, I don’t even watch dirty movies or own any of those mags!”
Another paragraph indicated his true love for “Robert Wadlow”. The last page in the journal said, “Robert Wadlow….Pauline Musters……man, that would have been a trip…I would have been game for that!”
One doctor added an interesting insight as we spoke about Wilt’s tremendous height….Dr. Greg had this to say, “There was one thing Wilt should have really done that would have given back to society….f#$$@$ dwarfs and drive procreation to make kids a few feet bigger….could really help a damaged genetic abnormality……back to Wilt, sad he died…he was a legend….gotta get back to genetic research on Dahmer…now that crackpot pulled some crazy numbers…..Wilt had nothing on him!”
