Womanizerish
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When a woman cheats, she’s called a whore, slut, jezebel, tramp, harlot, and fallen woman. Wow. “Fallen woman” is pretty harsh.
But when a man cheats, he’s just “having fun” and is a “womanizer.” Womanizer?? What a contrast. That sounds like he’s out there doing a good thing.
Our own Stuart Senip had this to say:
“Yeah, I did her a favor. She was becoming less of a woman, so I serviced her, topped off her fluids, checked her pressure gauges for firmness and everything. She’s happier now, got her pep back in her step, and is totally womanized now. Her husband should actually thank me. She should be good until her next service date… They all should thank me.”
Danica, accounting intern for Media Pub, told me confidentially, “I’m long overdue for a good womanizing! I wish Mr. Senip could fit me in. And don’t forget to service the trunk.”
