Woody Allen Newly Married

Woody Allen has always been a mystery and continues to be obscure in his own quirky ways. He recently married his daughters daughter. We found Woody walking around Time Square in short shorts and here is what he had to say, “Ehh…..she is young…….it was either marry my daughter again or marry her kid……I had even considered marrying my dead dog Lila……….baby is already on the way……pardon me as I have to get to the women’s bathroom”.