Word Processor Text (WPT)

Baby boomers continue to hate texting and touchscreen. Sonyu Tech has entered the market with a solution for texting that is easier for the older generation. It is a full-blown word processor (like the old ones) that you can use it to text. It is the full size of a typewriter and comes with a duffel bag for carrying. The keyboard is a full-size keyboard. Sonyu realizes older people often drop things…..so the entire device is made out of titanium. Here is what Arnold Pushanksy had to say about his new WPT text device, “Fuck is that thing heavy….I dropped it and it didn’t break which is great….however, I did break my foot in 2 places……I love the keyboard…..just wish it was bigger….and the screen…wowzers….really nice….the screen could not be big enough…..so I lug this piece of shit around, but it is much easier to text…….anyone have white out?”