Worst Fortune Cookies in History

By Steven Park

Everyone wants a good fortune — maybe not these:)

“Be true to yourself, otherwise it could eat you alive” Opened by Jeffrey Dahmer

“You love sea creatures, but one day it will break your heart.”  Opened by Steve Irwin

“You say life is boring?  Something will happen to shake it up.”  Opened by Michael J Fox

“You will be gay, and then get mauled by a tiger.” Opened by Roy

“Go ahead and ask your husband for a threesome.  What’s the worst that could happen?”  Opened by Nicole Brown Simpson