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Currently there is a writer’s strike as the Writers Guild of America and the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers couldn’t come to an agreement. MediaPub.Live has learned about the impasse between the two parties and want you to know exactly what the problem is.  We Spoke to head negotiator Bob Malarky who explained, “The writers want to get paid more money and the AMPTP wants to keep more of the money. In a rare demand, writers have demanded that they want to present all scripts only in braille. They are sick of the blind people being left in the dark, literally and figuratively. The AMPTP were blindsided by this request and were left dumbfounded. In fact, they were pissed as all 6 of their negotiators and council are deaf and were not willing to hear their demands, literally and figuratively.”

Bob Malarky also went into detail as to why he felt the strike could last longer than expected, “The AMPTP has requested that WG write down all their demands so they can go back to negotiating table. The writers are so committed to the writers’ strike, they refuse to even write their demands down on paper, not even in braille. There was some movement last night as 10 pages of hieroglyphics were sent to the head of AMPTP, unfortunately no one has been able to discern the meaning of pages, except for the butt cheeks with a picture of lips on it. The determined that meant they could kiss their ass, and they are still working on the picture of the head executive with a poop emoji pictured on his head. The executives were overhead saying that they wish it was in braille as it would be much easier to read.”

1 Comment

  1. Jeremy Lin-Guini May 3, 2023

    LOL! Jack has the write stuff.

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