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WTF Bill??????

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By Jack Firestone


The best thing about covid for me, was that Bill Lumbergh worked from home. Working in the same office with Bill has me at my wits end. How many times do you have to tell Bill to light a match after he uses the bathroom? Is it so hard to flush the toilet after you use it? Seriously? He tells you that he gets so caught up in reading the Mediapub.live articles that he forgets. This brings up my next gripe about Bill, he uses the only bathroom we have and is in there for at least an hour at a time. Poor Connie now has a urinary tract infection because of Bill.

Additionally, who in the world brings fish for lunch to their workplace? Bill, that’s who and that is not the worst part. Bill likes to heat up his fish in our lunchroom microwave. We now get complaints from the six other offices on our floor. I am proposing we have another Pandemic just so the son of a bitch will work from home (which happens to be an Rv).

Lastly can Bill not take up 4 parking spaces with his home/RV. It’s winter and now everyone else here at Mediapub.live has to park 2 blocks away and pay for it. Sorry for this Bill Bitch session, but I just had to get this off my chest. Other than all that I love the guy to death.

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  1. Liam Jackman January 15, 2023

    You’re so right on, Jack. I’m with you 100%. If I weren’t stoned all of the time, I’d be just as frustrated. The dude is constantly ripping off farts when he shuffles his oblivious ass by my cubicle.
    Weed’s in my middle drawer on the right. Help yourself, Bra.

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