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Wuhan Lab accidentally Leaked Atrazine Causing Worldwide Gender Bending

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A new conspiracy theory spreading across the dark web claims that atrazine was leaked from the Wuhan lab in the People’s Republic of China (PRK). Atrazine a commonly used pesticide that had been proven to turn male frogs into females was supposedly leaked back in 2019 aligning with the supposed release of the coronavirus.

US intelligence sources believe that the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) was testing atrazine on human subjects at the Uyghur internment camps in Xinjiang and on men who ranked below the 5th percentile of the Social Credit System. It is speculated that the CCP is trying to supplement their diminishing female population in order to maintain population balance in the totalitarian state. Traditionally male babies were desired over female babies, thus a shortage of females in the population has perpetuated ever since the one-child policy started in the 1980s.

Another conspiracy theory spreading on the dark web is that atrazine was being laced in all exported products to the western world, including baby formula. A consequence that resulted is what some speculate was the creation of the “Woke” movement that has perpetuated widespread political discord. However others are speculating that the Incel movement has been doping their neophyte members with this baby formula to create their own female population within their bubble.

No response from either the CCP or Incels has been posted anywhere on the dark web, however it was noticed that TikTok had deleted any posts referencing #atrazine or #chinaturnedmewoke.

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  1. Jeremy Lin-Guini March 17, 2023

    Good stuff!

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