Yale Raises 15 Billion Dollars and Quits Giving Degrees

Yale has always been profound and highly recognized as a top University. Additionally, many famous people have graduated from Yale. Just to name a few: Andy Samberg, Zach Galifianakis and Redd fox etc. The Board of Directors at Yale met and had this to say, ” It is true…..we raised 15 Billion dollars…..the Ponzi method was perfected at the Yale School of Management and has worked for several decades……so we put it to work in the educational sector…..the result is why raise more money or even have a college…….new students can now just come and hang out….no reason to hire Professors……just show up and we have enough money where we can guarantee you get a degree of your choice (any major you want)…….looking forward to school next year when the entire school sleeps in the same room as Larry Ellison!”