Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Yellow Snow is State and Federally Legal in Connecticut

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After several meetings last week in Bristol Connecticut, the legislature voted on making yellow snow legal. We spoke with one the leaders and here is what he had to say, “Look, if I can make money from my dog pissing into the snow and sell it at my winter lemonade stand to my ahole neighbor……I am game…this opens up the doors to bring in state revenue…..we are all still on the fence about weed……but not this yellow snow idea….cost of goods is free….and watching people eat it is priceless….I can’t wait for them to nationalize shit…….I have so many jerky neighbors I would sell it to!”

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