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YoDrive Launches

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As autonomous vehicles begin to slowly gain popularity, Ira Hershenfeldsteinbergman launched a new company called YoDrive. It is an autonomous driving vehicle with AI that ultimately beredes the customer to take control of the steering wheel, gas and brake. There is a number of directional functions the customer can expect to hear. Some of the voice commands one can expect are below:

  • Hey fat ass….grab the wheel
  • The gas makes the car go and the brake makes the car stop….man you are an idiot
  • If you keep acting like that, I will lock you in the trunk where you belong…promise to keep the trunk up a crack
  • Lose some weight….carrying you around is worse than the idea of being married to your crazy wife

Yodrive is working on enabling additional AI functions that will have voice commands where the car appears nice.

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