Your Child’s Progress Report
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As school has been in session for a majority of the country, the first set of progress reports are making their way across teachers’ desks and into parents’ mailboxes at home and email boxes as well.
In the weakening of society’s standards, as well as the generational parental acceptance to not hurt the feelings of a child instead of telling him or her the truth, there are new ‘Child Report Acceptance Parameters) or CRAP reports that are disseminated half way through Quarter One.
A Sample Report is Listed Below for Each Child
- Teacher Really Likes Kid
- Teacher Kinda Likes Kid (Depending On the Day)
- Not So Much
- Nope, Not a Chance, your kid is a TOOL. (Parent and Child’s Life is Gonna Be Hell bc your kid is a tool)
While this type of report is new to the educational lexicon, it is (sadly), the current state of affairs. Parents believe they own everything and their kids are always right, administrations are too scared to stand up to parents, students that bully (both other students and OFTEN teachers); and FAR TOO MANY ADULTS are overly kind when every now and then a kid needs a good stiff arm and an overbearing voice to put those kids in their damn place. Simply put, the educational world needs to grow a pair.
A hockey player doesn’t pick its opponent up after smacking it to the ice for getting in its way or being a jackass, nor should a teacher or administrator fear being correct and telling a parent to take a hike, or a child to shut the hell up if he or she deserves it.
Kids will always be kids, however, adults have forgotten how to be adults. If the adults don’t wake up soon, their children will end up growing up without their guidance, be off on their own with no understanding of the world, and won’t even be able to change their parents’ diapers when they get too old to wipe their own a**.
Teachers and administrators really need to tell it like it, so the kids can stand on their own two feet when they screw up in the classroom.
