Yushivoo University Admitting Catholic Students

Yushivoo University sees an open lane for revenue to allow catholic students to attend. We had a chance to speak with the admissions director Chunieee Chabachabach and here is what he had to say, “I need to make my bonus…..its a no brainer, let kids with all kinds of affiliation in and now I will make my revenue targets…..plus, we are all about being inclusive…..we are also letting Mormon kids be admitted….however, some of the kids promote abstinence and some promote polygamy……I understand  why abstinence is a good thing for these young kids…..as for myself, I think this polygamy thing is a solid movement……might bring it into Judaism….still have to vote on that next week…so far it looks good!”