Starbucks No Longer Serves Coffee

Starbucks has always been known for their variety of coffee drinks and the quality of their coffee beans. However, as of today, Starbucks no longer serves coffee. We spoke with an executive in the leadership team about this decision and here is what she had to say, “The employees at Starbucks can no longer afford coffee at Starbucks. They made up for 80% of sales. Plus, I am a VP and I hate coffee. Moving forward we are offering interpretive dance lessons that come with water and gum. Employees love this approach and we think new and existing customers will get behind it. Elaine from Seinfeld is the new spokesperson.”