Trump has released NASA files to conclude a Penis has been found on Mars. We spoke with Trump and here is what he had to say, “It is fantastic and this is what I promised the people of this great country. It is huge. People love me and I am brilliant. There was a positive […]
A new car company on the seen just released a car specifically designed for new drivers on the road. When every kid turns 16 a new way of freedom and excitement ignites. A new company called “SOOBVIOUS AUTO” released its first car back in April. The standard model comes with the following: Unusually large sign […]
Wildfires across Northern California, Southwest and the Northwest Pacific have gotten out of control. We recently learned of a fireman in California who died from drinking from the fire hose. Before he died he had this to say, “Why is the water in my mouth coming out of my ass?”….seconds later he was dead. A […]