The federal government has finally realized earth is not flat and is infinite due to concrete scientific evidence. This new discovery has put a new law into affect. The feds have concluded you can drive or walk around the world (360) and get back to where you started. All streets and highways will be one […]
OSLO, NORWAY – After years of studying Erling Haaland’s astonishing combination of speed, strength, and goal-scoring ability, Norwegian scientists have reportedly reached a unanimous conclusion: “This wasn’t a birth. This was a first-round draft pick. Somewhere, Charles Darwin is demanding a drug test.“ The investigation began after researchers examined Haaland’s family history and discovered what […]
Trump has released NASA files to conclude a Penis has been found on Mars. We spoke with Trump and here is what he had to say, “It is fantastic and this is what I promised the people of this great country. It is huge. People love me and I am brilliant. There was a positive […]