FBI Warns iPhone And Android Users—Do Not Install These Apps
April 4, 2026
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FBI continues to provide high security and surveillance to the US. Technology and smart phones continue to be a vulnerable target. Below is a list of apps that the FBI recommends you don’t install on your phone:
- Do not download any porn apps. There are plenty of strip clubs down the street from your house. Perhaps your father or grandfather will take you one night.
- Do not download any Apple apps on your Android phone. They don’t work idiot! Thanks a lot Steve.
- Do not download lifestyle apps. Most of these apps are highly focused on the swinger lifestyle. Brian Austin Green has majority equity in all of these apps. Really, he is talented.
- Don’t ever update any of your apps. Try and use them 6 months later.
- Do not install the Woody Allen app. Just don’t.
- Stop downloading pictures of your neighbor who died from eating blowfish. However, take more pictures of the blowfish. Beautiful creature.
As developments continue to evolve, MPL will keep you posted.
