MediaPub Shaken as Jel Michaels: Easily Its Most Important, Talented and Humble Writer, Announces Shocking Resignation

As the current Political Advisor, Political Expert, Political “Knows Waaaaay More Than You Do,” and Movie Review Journalist, it saddens me to announce my resignation from MediaPub, effective immediately or Wednesday, depending on international banking hours.

I want to thank Brett, Morty, Stephie, Christy, or Christie? Kristy? Whatever. I never asked. Thanks to Alan Cumming, Joe Estivez, Lorne Michaels, Daryl Hall, NOT John Oats, Benicio del Toro, Lita Ford, and Seth Green. I will miss your friendship, your very direct and blunt comments that I mostly passed up on, and the highly suggestive places to which several of you repeatedly wish I would go.

Unfortunately, regarding my current employment, an opportunity of this magnitude simply cannot be ignored.

Yesterday morning I received a USPS FIRST CLASS-stamped, handwritten-letter stamped with the ”USPS-INTERNATIONAL Certified Mail” Royal Crest from the Royal Family of the country of Emnootrehal de Contre. His Highness, Prince Fewlovkropski. I knew immediately it was legitimate because scammers almost never use stamps.