As ICE has notably been forceful in efforts to clean up the streets, each state has approved the “NERF ICE” law. This forces all people in ICE to carry, nerf guns! Additionally, everyone in ice will be forced to wear a Ronald Reagan mask and call their partner on the crime scene “Bohdi” (character from […]
Austin, TX – Texas has apparently decided that marijuana is dangerous enough to ban. However, not dangerous enough to stop lawmakers from spending years arguing over which microscopic molecule of THC is sufficiently horrifying. Follow the blueprint. Under the latest Texas rules, marijuana remains illegal, while hemp products containing no more than 0.3% delta-9 THC […]
Bill Pottyman is currently being held with out bail for telling two people at the urinals that he hates them. When asked why he said he hated two bystanders Bill had this to say, “There were two of them. One had a white cape on. The other clearly was part of the white supremacy. So, […]