It was recently reported that Donald Trump Jr. had scabies, when in fact it was Hunter Biden. We spoke with Hunter and here is what he had to say, “I am guilty of having sex with a rabbit. It was consentual and its a mild STD. Oddly, rabbits are toppers. Can’t wait to meet my […]
Menstrual cycles for women are not pleasant. Lisa Foshow was getting annoyed at her husband for making fun of her during that unpleasant time of the month. Not much longer later she partnered with Mark Zuckerberg who later admitted he actually has been getting a period since he was 12. “A MANS NEW REALITY” was […]
Eric Trump will now be in a full blown MMA match on the Straight of Hormuz. We spoke with Eric and here is what he had to say, “I have always wanted to go MMA style with that fat ass. My father has no chance but to find his face in my ass in the […]