WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump has apparently reached the logical conclusion of any successful rebranding campaign: If changing a few names is good, changing all the names must be fantastic. Following the renaming of bodies of water, mountains, institutions, airports and other things that had somehow managed to exist for decades without the Trump […]
Porn site Cumby is under investigation for having child porn on its website. Johnny Withers marketing director for the site explained, “We were hacked by what we believe was a minor, Timothy Anderson. We did not intentionally have child pornography on our website, while we do use Midgets, is that the term we use now, […]
Many years of a successful football career for Tony Romo has left a positive mark on the NFL. His most recent DUI has left the opposite. Here is what Tony had to say, “I was not drunk. That wasn’t slurred speech. It was me doing an imitation of a drunk man not passing a sobriety […]