The Supreme Court has issued a new law requiring all judges to wear nothing under their robes. This decision has come as a shock to many, but not those who have been working with the highest court in the land. Supreme Court spokesperson, Angela Stephenson explained the courts new decision, “This is a decision that […]
After further review, the NFL is getting rid of pads and helmets on players. Dana White, who will be running the NFL in the next two weeks stated, “Get rid of the pads and helmets. Life insurance companies are seeing a massive increase in new life insurance policies with NFL players. Neurosurgeons are excited about […]
Amazon has been a major online retailer for over two decades. As retail has evolved so has offerings. Amazon now offers a service in which you can lease people for 12 to 24 month terms. The only service people leases offer is someone who will scream at your ex-wife or ex-husband 24/7 at alarming octaves. […]