Trump has released NASA files to conclude a Penis has been found on Mars. We spoke with Trump and here is what he had to say, “It is fantastic and this is what I promised the people of this great country. It is huge. People love me and I am brilliant. There was a positive […]
Ralph Van Ness the III, of Laguna Beach, California was cited for speeding on the PCH last week. He was going 85 MPH on the PCH and killed a lady in a Porsche. When he was clocked, additional investigating was done. It was noted that he had also killed a couple at the grocery store […]
An 83 year old cruise ship vacationer died a few days ago. He was on the Norwegian Cruise line snorkeling in the Bahamas. His name has been withheld until his parents could be notified first. Reportedly, he was upset that there was an age limit for everything. 80 and under for the water slide, 82 […]