As the marriage of the century is about to happen, it has been reported that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are virgins. Travis admits he has never had a handy from someone other than himself and Jason, once. He did say, sex is out of the question followed by ordering a blow up doll on […]
Angela Nikolau and Ivan Kuznetsov made it to the top of the Empire State building in an effort to endorse Tampax. Later on that very same day, they had left only to realize Ivan left his wallet up there. So, they went back up to the top of the building to get his wallet and […]
Most recently the federal government did a random background check on all federal employees. It turns out, Trump is not a US citizen and is now being deported back to his native country, Nauru (a tiny pacific Island). We also later learned that Trump just started speaking fluent English as early as a year ago. […]