Two NBA players who would like to remain anonymous, have decided to enter the WNBA draft. Both exclaimed the importance of equality. We did speak with Dennis Rodman on the subject and here is what he had to say, “Look, I have been away from the game for years. However; I am considering making a […]
After further discussion, Trump has ordered the FBI to probe his butthole as well as Bidens. He did mention he prefers the word anus, but Eric Trump has and still does refer to it has a butthole. This brings on major concerns as to what could be in either of their buttholes. The media strongly […]
Position: ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES Department: Justice (Terms and Conditions Apply) Location: Washington, D.C. (Frequent travel to cable news studios and presidential photo opportunities.) SALARY: YOU WON’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! (Plus a benefits package valued somewhere between “ethically questionable” and “Congressional hearing.”) BENEFITS Full federal health, dental, and vision insurance. Government pension. Official […]