After a PB and victory, Tom Kim not only had a near perfect game, he also showed his penis for 18 holes. He said, no pants is my strategy. Several urologist at the event were impressed. Not by his golf, but size. We spoke with Dr. Stagless and here is what he had to say, […]
“Nobody humiliates America 4-1 and keeps their waffles.” – Donald J Trump WASHINGTON, DC – Following the United States‘ humiliating 4-1 World Cup loss to Belgium, an enraged President Donald Trump announced the immediate launch of “Operation Belgium Freedom,“ a radical plan to abolish anything Belgium-related from American life. Standing before reporters with a black […]
Cam Stattebo will be returning back to ASU this coming year. It was reported he didn’t finish a course in atmpospheric science in his last year of college. He is still two credits shy of his diploma. He will also be working as a janitor doing highly complex math problems in the math department. Jackson […]