After further research, Fauci admitted that your belly button will remain an outie if infected by Covid. Even better, the research has indicated men with Covid stand the chance to add 1 inch to their penis size. As of late, men have aggressively tried to give themselves Covid. The result is 90% of teenage boys […]
Pulaski, Tennessee – After years of failed boycotts, accidental self-sabotage, and repeatedly purchasing products from the exact companies they claimed to oppose, America’s three largest hate groups announced Monday they are officially going in a “more colorful” direction. Standing beneath a giant banner reading “Hate Has No Future™,” leaders from the Ku Klux Klan, the […]
TSA immediately pulled Tim Hicks to the side when they noticed how puffy he looked. Next, they took him into a private room to have him undress to only notice he had on 12 shirts, 4 pairs of jeans and 6 pairs of shorts. Even more strange, he had 11 athletic supporters on. He claimed […]