The federal government has finally realized earth is not flat and is infinite due to concrete scientific evidence. This new discovery has put a new law into affect. The feds have concluded you can drive or walk around the world (360) and get back to where you started. All streets and highways will be one […]
David Hallowsworth closely resembles Harvey Weinstein. However, he really doesn’t want to look like him or be cast as him. We spoke with David and here is what he had to say, “Harvey was a monster. Even worse, ugly. Sadly, I look just like him. He is hideous which means I must be. I strongly […]
So, 15,000 attendees went to the restroom during Trump’s speech… What? The Republicans held their first ever midterm convention in Dallas this week, and apparently the theme was: “Out of Chaos comes Order. ~ Nietzsche ” “Order” just never made it to the RNC. It started when the “L” literally fell off the “DALLAS” marquee […]