WASHINGTON – In a performance political scientists are calling “a masterclass in confident stupidity,” former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem told Congress that the U.S. government had heroically “found 145,000 missing migrant children.” “Under Biden, more than 450,000 children went missing,” Noem declared dramatically. “But under President Trump, we’ve already located 145,000 of them.” Fact-checkers […]
Matt Lauer was most recently in court. Final sentencing included working for Al Jazeera in their Iran satellite office for 10 years. He can be paroled in 5 years if willing to douse his body in gasoline and walk around with a lit match. Matt has agreed to these terms. We spoke with his mom […]
After further discussion, several states have approved a new daylight savings law that goes into affect immediately. Moving forward, each of these states will have permanent daylight savings and it is always 3AM. Bars and dispensaries in each of these states feel this will be great for business. Additionally, the general population would rather live […]