News continues to have a political slant know matter what side of the fence you sit on. However, today Fox and CNN are merging to become a major global news source. The leadership of FOX had this to say, “We figure two media outlets lying together equals the truth. It is just simple math. We […]
University of Connecticut blames Pop Rocks for their loss in the NCAA basketball championship. Apparently, Dan Hurley’s blood sugar took a low blow as he walked into the locker room at halftime. His assistant coach, Murray, had two packets of cherry-flavored Pop Rocks in his jacket pocket and offered them to Hurley like it was […]
Kanye West has not only been banned from a most recent music festival in the UK, he is also banned from living on earth. He can no longer live any where on earth. We later found out his brother “Tee” lives on the planet Mercury, population one. There is no oxygen or any form of […]