After further discussion, Trump has ordered the FBI to probe his butthole as well as Bidens. He did mention he prefers the word anus, but Eric Trump has and still does refer to it has a butthole. This brings on major concerns as to what could be in either of their buttholes. The media strongly […]
Position: ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES Department: Justice (Terms and Conditions Apply) Location: Washington, D.C. (Frequent travel to cable news studios and presidential photo opportunities.) SALARY: YOU WON’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! (Plus a benefits package valued somewhere between “ethically questionable” and “Congressional hearing.”) BENEFITS Full federal health, dental, and vision insurance. Government pension. Official […]
As there are talks going on for the Straight of Hormuz to open, there is also open negotiations to open a Six Flags along side the Straight of Hormuz. Trumps major concerns continue to revolve around churros and funnel cakes. Trump had this to say, ‘Why did Costco get of Churros? That needs to be […]