In honor of the 4th of July, the NHL feels the best way to celebrate, is by giving away Ted Kaczynski jerseys. “Nothing celebrates the 4th like wearing your own authentic Ted jersey. “He knew how to live life with a bang”, said Gary Bettman. The jerseys will be on sale all weekend. Additionally, matches […]
Harvard student, Kapir Mash is suing Harvard for inflated tuition costs and his current capital gain tax. Kapir is in severe debt from the cost of college, which has lead to his business selling weed and other psychedelics. His drug business has had major capital gains resulting in high tax bills. The cost of college […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump reportedly gathered his Cabinet behind closed doors Tuesday along with reporters from several Trump-friendly news outlets (OAN, Fox News, and Newsmax) to celebrate what he called “the most successful first year of a second term in American history.” According to attendees, the meeting focused on campaign promises the president […]