WASHINGTON, D.C. – Americans hoping to register to vote under the proposed SAVE Act are being advised to begin gathering important documents immediately… before Congress changes its mind again. Election officials reportedly assured citizens that proving their identity should be “simple”. One official explained, “It’s really very simple. To register to vote in a federal […]
The Supreme Court has issued a new law requiring all judges to wear nothing under their robes. This decision has come as a shock to many, but not those who have been working with the highest court in the land. Supreme Court spokesperson, Angela Stephenson explained the courts new decision, “This is a decision that […]
After further review, the NFL is getting rid of pads and helmets on players. Dana White, who will be running the NFL in the next two weeks stated, “Get rid of the pads and helmets. Life insurance companies are seeing a massive increase in new life insurance policies with NFL players. Neurosurgeons are excited about […]