Many years of a successful football career for Tony Romo has left a positive mark on the NFL. His most recent DUI has left the opposite. Here is what Tony had to say, “I was not drunk. That wasn’t slurred speech. It was me doing an imitation of a drunk man not passing a sobriety […]
Aaron Donald has made it clear that he is coming back to the NFL after two years of retirement. It was later discovered he had been sleep walking for two years posing as a chef in Seattle. Even more concerning, last week he was identified and found nude cooking a massive bowl of mash potatoes. […]
SOUTH CAROLINA – In what may be the greatest demonstration of American democracy since someone decided reality television stars should run the country, Darline Graham has won the Republican Senate primary. Congratulations, South Carolina. You have apparently looked at the qualifications of the people running for U.S. Senate and decided: “You know what this job […]