As more and more companies are putting tip jars at registers, a man in Oklahoma has taken the tip jar to a whole new level. Warren Sterfarmen wakes up every morning, showers, brushes his teeth and flosses. Upon completion of flossing, he tips himself because he feels he deserves it for doing what he is […]
After a fairly quiet year, Megan Fox’s one hit wonder of a toothpick has had his Machine Gun nickname taken away. Machine Gun Kelly, the overly waif, hyper tattooed seedling of a human, will now go by the more than appropriate moniker, Air Rifle Kelly. His agent spoke on his behalf. “For starters, his real […]
Chicago Bears Demoted After an abysmal performance to start the year, the Chicago Bears have been demoted as a franchise. Now representing the Pop Warner “League of Players Who Dont Play Good,” are your world famous, consistently underperforming Chicago Bears. And, since the baby bear name is already owned by the franchise on the corner […]