Turdcutter Park, so named for Admiral William Turdcutter of Space Force, hosted a massive double protest on Sunday afternoon. The Conservative Unified New Teachers Society was out protesting the latest thing, and in response the liberal leaning Freedom United Competitive Knowledge Society was out in force staging a counter protest against the initial protest. All […]
Another year, another big L in the loss column for local Plumber and father, Benjamin Dover, in People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive Competition. The losses keep piling up for Mr. Dover, as he has now reached forty consecutive years without taking home the title. Since the day he was born, Ben’s mother Ann Dover has […]
For the record…..we make fun of both sides of the political spectrum at MPL…….we are about making everyone laugh on both sides of the coin. Donald Trump, former president of the United States, current presidential candidate, billionaire, and all-around polarizing figure, is under fire from the media once again after it was discovered that he […]