Scientists from around the world continue to be baffled by an annual, ancient stomach parasite that affects only the female population. Every year, especially in the wake of Holidays such as Valentine’s day, or large events like Taylor Swift concerts, massive spikes in outbreaks are reported. A Researcher, who asked to remain anonymous as their […]
A rather disheveled and hungover-looking G-d was spotted taking out the trash over the weekend and our very own in-the-field reporter, Gayle Sayers was on hand to witness the emergence and conduct a brief interview. When asked if a return to Earth was impending, G-d was wishy-washy and non-committal, appearing hesitant to give an answer. […]
In what can only be described as a tragedy, a local man made a catastrophic mistake today when he accidentally sent a dick pick to his own wife. The picture in question, which can now be found circulating the internet thanks to his enraged, soon-to-be ex-wife, was intended for the man’s girlfriend on the side. […]