From prescribing to performing surgery to telling the medical staff she knows everything, Nurse Betty can do it all. Just ask her, she will tell you. As a surgical nurse she has been known to walk into a surgery and say to the doctors mid surgery, “Step aside….I got it from here….no scalpel needed…….no gloves […]
Tom Cruise in his quiet absence of Hollywood founded a new religion. We had a chance to speak with him and here is what he had to say, “It all starts with unleavened bread……all my Jewish friends say everything in religion and digestive problems starts there…..solid foundation…..I meant solid foundation of shit…..Also, all men must […]
Two pro wrestlers were both in the bathroom and all hell broke loose this morning in Alabama. Mojo D locked up his buddy Dudanga in the bathroom stall and took off. They are in the process of airlifting Dudanga out of the bathroom to safety. The entire emergency removal will be broadcasted live. We did […]