Mike Babcock moves onto to a new NHL coaching job. He has been a fixture of the NHL. The front office has requested he change his last name. His new last name will be going into affect next season.
Both parties recently passed a bill to charge “tax” on breathing due to it being a constant source of revenue. Many Americans have chosen to stop breathing all together. There has also been a new bill passed to incentivize people for agreeing to be cremated and live stream it only on android devices.
Shiny Cock has always been a favorite of many PGA players. Ooops, correction, Shinnecock Hills. It is hard on many holes. Players find it gets easier as you slow down your play. The GM of the course has always said, “No need for balls, everyone loves Shiny Cock, I mean Shinnecock”.