For years, Burning Man has been a popular festival with all kinds of craziness going on. In 2024, they will be no longer igniting the once large wooden structure into a fire frenzy. Moving forward they have identified 8 Neanderthal men that have agreed to be dowsed in gasoline and at the very least burn […]
National Payroll Appreciation Week begins this week. All companies will be forced to comply by paying all employees who work in payroll a one time lump sum of 1 million dollars. Additionally, each employee is allowed to bitch at their boss who most likely treats them like dog poop. This is an effort to help […]
The Bears have struggled as a team over the last decade. That is when the front office decided to use draft picks from Bill Savages fantasy football league. Bill holds a fantasy football league that he wins every year. The Bears felt that Bill (albeit fat and drunk most of the time) has a pretty […]