A new tech company out of Portland called Ballseezer Technologies has developed a scanning device that will provide a full genital scan of your “privates’ with infrared rays. The scanning process allows it to be done while your clothing is on. The technology process has only one small risk, fire. This has only happened on […]
As much as MPL is about having fun and diverting your attention to the “Funny Stuff”, there is nothing funny about what happened on 9/11. This is a day for us all to observe and never forget. We wish nothing but peace for all of humanity.
As unemployment continues to be a problem all over the country, we have identified some of the benefits associated with having no income: You no longer have to offer anyone help in really anything You are not lazy…..you are just doing what you have time for which is nothing Nobody can get mad at your […]