The president of the United States and Cabinet put out a national communication indicating that Santa is 100% fake. This will disappoint kids quite a bit, but the federal government wanted to show in good faith they are honest. We spoke with Bill Edoosh who is in charge of all national seasonal events and here […]
For years, Burning Man has been a popular festival with all kinds of craziness going on. In 2024, they will be no longer igniting the once large wooden structure into a fire frenzy. Moving forward they have identified 8 Neanderthal men that have agreed to be dowsed in gasoline and at the very least burn […]
National Payroll Appreciation Week begins this week. All companies will be forced to comply by paying all employees who work in payroll a one time lump sum of 1 million dollars. Additionally, each employee is allowed to bitch at their boss who most likely treats them like dog poop. This is an effort to help […]