For years, we have all told the kids to not discuss their “Private Parts”. However, the state of California now states that the second you say “Private Parts, they become “Public Parts”. The Midwest and the East Coast are in an uproar to keep this policy privatized or is it public? Man that is confusing. […]

The publication, “The Onion” reported a solution to increase water levels in the ocean if everyone would go swimming. Based on scientific evidence, “The Onion” is correct. However, at MPL we have discovered this puts the world in peril for a possible Tsunami. After further discovery, the federal government is sending out 330 million straws […]