Famous actor Matthew McConaughey has finally caved in and admitted he has been faking his Texas accent. He has now told all of his actor friends and executives in Hollywood that he is actually from Duluth MN. He also admitted that he wears lifts in his shoes and that is not his real hair. At […]
We have grown up believing that marrying someone you are related to is taboo. It is not recommend marry to a brother or sister (totally gross as shit), however medical science has seen great benefits in marrying a second or third cousin. We spoke with Dr. Sickleeyellow and here is what he had to say, […]
After further discussions at the state and federal level, the US is taking a firm stance to lay off anyone employed at any company in the private or government sector. None of you will have jobs as of Friday. However, all who were formerly employed will now receive $250K per year for life with health […]