Dateline: Chicago, IL June 20, 2023 Co-Authored by Holden Chambers Following up on our previous story of Charles Grimm III, who was discovered by this reporter to be illegally residing in the historic Wrigley Field scoreboard. In a follow-up conversation, Mr. Grimm revealed that the main reason he started living in the scoreboard after he […]
The governing body voted last week and discovered there is no need for kids to wear a “Cup” for protection. Here is what the head commissioner of the National Baseball Association for Ugly Kids had to say, “Look, not only are most of these kids fnnnn ugly…..few of them have balls…….for that reason, no cups […]
At MPL we uncover breaking news often. Today, “Robbie” Lowe beat up Stanley Tucci. He didn’t just beat him up, but he used a Moroccan brass fish shaped faucet that is handcrafted. We did have a chance to speak with Tucci and hear is what he had to say, “I will say, I LOVED that […]