Rubert Murdoch will be stepping down as the chair of Fox and News Corp for a variety of reasons. The main reason is his name keeps getting spelled wrong on all of his checks. The payroll department has been spelling his name “Mupert Rurdoch”. Oddly the checks have been cashing, but Rupert really doesn’t want […]
After further discussions, the currenting acting CEO and board of directors are putting an end to remote work. We spoke with the current CEO, Andy Pansy, here is what he had to say, “All employees will start working out of my basement and the back porch…all employees are expected to be able to do the […]
After several meetings last week in Bristol Connecticut, the legislature voted on making yellow snow legal. We spoke with one the leaders and here is what he had to say, “Look, if I can make money from my dog pissing into the snow and sell it at my winter lemonade stand to my ahole neighbor……I […]