After several meetings last week in Bristol Connecticut, the legislature voted on making yellow snow legal. We spoke with one the leaders and here is what he had to say, “Look, if I can make money from my dog pissing into the snow and sell it at my winter lemonade stand to my ahole neighbor……I […]

Ron DeSantis and a handful of his fellow conservative Republican Governors have been pushing new laws to ban climate change and any mention of climate change in their state school curriculum. “No child in this great State should be exposed to these books that will brainwash our kids into changing their clothes because of the climate. Getting […]

Two construction workers in China pierced the ancient Great Wall, because “it was in their way.” Authorities have arrested the pair by the broken-down section of the wall far from the restored touristy areas.  The government of Youyu County announced the two suspects, identified as 38 year old Dig Tu Long, and 55 year old […]