Two construction workers in China pierced the ancient Great Wall, because “it was in their way.” Authorities have arrested the pair by the broken-down section of the wall far from the restored touristy areas. The government of Youyu County announced the two suspects, identified as 38 year old Dig Tu Long, and 55 year old […]
As unemployment continues to be a problem all over the country, we have identified some of the benefits associated with having no income: You no longer have to offer anyone help in really anything You are not lazy…..you are just doing what you have time for which is nothing Nobody can get mad at your […]
National Payroll Appreciation Week begins this week. All companies will be forced to comply by paying all employees who work in payroll a one time lump sum of 1 million dollars. Additionally, each employee is allowed to bitch at their boss who most likely treats them like dog poop. This is an effort to help […]