As unemployment continues to be a problem all over the country, we have identified some of the benefits associated with having no income: You no longer have to offer anyone help in really anything You are not lazy…..you are just doing what you have time for which is nothing Nobody can get mad at your […]
National Payroll Appreciation Week begins this week. All companies will be forced to comply by paying all employees who work in payroll a one time lump sum of 1 million dollars. Additionally, each employee is allowed to bitch at their boss who most likely treats them like dog poop. This is an effort to help […]
The American Hotel Chains of America is trying to institute a new policy for all hotel chains. Jack Ulait, head of the AHCA spoke about their desired new policy, “We are fed up with men constantly masturbating in our hotel rooms, more specifically, doing it and not cleaning up afterwords. It’s hard enough to keep […]